this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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