Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
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I know where his drugs are but not my pants
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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