...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i don't like sucking hair
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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