so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
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Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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