he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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