I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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