before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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