My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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