i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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