All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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