That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
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Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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