your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
