She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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