talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
That's when you crack a 10am beer
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Randomize
