it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
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Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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