Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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