every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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