i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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