Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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