Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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