So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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