You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I have post one night stand depression
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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