You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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