I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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