I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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