i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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