Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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