just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
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