people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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