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I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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