IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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