don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
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A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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