my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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