Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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