Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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