My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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