im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
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