please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
should my penis look like a turkey
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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