everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
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eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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