We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
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Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
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I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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