brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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