he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
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I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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