Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
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Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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