This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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