Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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