I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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