this beer tastes like vomit already
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
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I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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