They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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