We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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