is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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