I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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