do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
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