talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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