i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
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