whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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