This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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